blob

when a guy or girl (mostly guys) is very moody and attaching at times or just ignorant. Sometimes it's really cute & others its plan annoying. most of the time blobs are good looking (just saying...)
-symptoms of having a blob-
- incredibly dependent
- gets jealous of EVERYONE that talks to you (including cats)
- makes you feel very special (goodway)
- mood swings
- always is holding you hand, waist, shoulders etc etc.
- gives you little cute looks
- makes sad noises at you, when you talk to other people
example a-
jill- what was wrong with bernard
casey- god, he is just so moody, one minute he's all sad then a second later hes all happy!
jill- he is SUCH a blob!

example b-
sometimes bernard is almost to blobish, he is very clingy, i can't talk to other people

example c-
im glad i have such a blob of a boyfriend, i feel great & loved with him. jeez i love him.
by caseykaleidoscope April 22, 2008
mugGet the blobmug.

blob

A big fatty who likes to eat chips and play video games. This "blob" also enjoys cookies and often goes to McDonalds' to eat grease. Fatties are not good, and neither are blobs.
EW! Look at the fatty! What a blob.
by BLOBIT02 April 08, 2010
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blob

a fat creature who eats people and can not choose his ethnicity. he also says the word chode obsesively.and wears bright colors
here comes blob runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
by mrs yuck March 27, 2005
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blob

A less pompous version of the word blog.
Jeremy writes a blob because his essays are so well researched and long that they can't be inserted onto a chat board. They deserve a collecting bin of their own.
by definitionofbear August 07, 2010
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blob

A blob is a guy's cumshot.
I lost my blob after jacking off for only 3 minutes!
by eda-skip August 26, 2023
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Blob

A girl who simply exists and has nothing to offer to anyone other than her physical presence. A non-blob girl should never feel threatened by a blob because a blob lacks all the qualifications necessary to meet the non-blob threshold. In other words, a blob is inadequate, deficient, lame, and simply not up to par. A blob just exists, and that's about it. It takes a lot of work to transition from a blob to a non-blob, and it rarely happens because most blobs are incapable of realizing all that they are to make a change in the first place: a blob.

#dontevenfret #ialreadyforgotaboutthatblob #blob #lol
1. There's no need to feel threatened Myra, she's just a blob.

2. Girl, she's just a blob.

3. Why you even comparing yourself to her Sandra? She's nothing but a blob.

4. But she's a blob though!!
5. Girl, don't even fret. That blob got nothing on you.

6. That blob doesn't even matter though!

7. Honestly, I don't even care about or notice that blob because she's only a blob!

8. Have a seat, blob.
by KimberlyDee June 18, 2020
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on the blob

When a girl is on the blob, that means she has her period.
Dis bitch's a lil' bitchy, I fuckin' think she's on da blob.
by Fangsta March 17, 2003
mugGet the on the blobmug.