Skip to main content

freeview 

A crappy Digital TV service in the UK. The Freeview viewers moan when there is nothing on and then start asking for more popular channels which are only available on proper digital systems such as Sky and Cable.
"anything on tonight Garry?"

"No, we have freeview, remember"

"oh yeah, sorry, whats that sky number again?"
freeview by Mustek+ May 13, 2005
freeview mug front
Get the freeview mug.
See more merch

freeview 

Ten minutes of free televised pornography shown just before the real stuff gets aired. The freeview is only watched once in a person's life out of curiosity. This will most likely occur before the age of 13. If a friend stays over who does not have cable, then they can watch it too.
My cable company fucked up and instead of giving us the freeview every day of the week, gave us entire free playboy on Tuesday and Thursday. I discovered this when Andrew came over and we watched it after he owned me on some playstation games (yes, I'm not afraid to admit I lose sometimes).
freeview by Gumba Gumba April 8, 2004
Related Words

freeview 

When someone wearing nothing but a Trenchcoat flashes you. Usually a homeless pervert.
John: I was walking home from work and some fucked up hobo freeviewed me.

Chris: Well that's just fucked up.

freeview 

A movie preview or a free movie or show on any pay channel.
Comcast On Demand offered freeviews of Alfred Hitchcock's classic movies.
freeview by Suzanne Cloud August 19, 2006
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026