Go out of your way to feel like you're helping someone without actually helping them at all; especially when your "help" just interrupts what they were doing.
That guy made a huge fuss about clearing a path for me when I was carrying my stack of chainsaws through the room, but he just caused a traffic jam at the door I was going through. Way to niceturbate in public, slugger.
by ambirdsall March 28, 2017