trouser mouse

Wanker, one-eyed snake, wee-willie wanker, pud, penis, willie war-head.

Sam showed off his trouser mouse to Sally at the movie.

by Succa Bus April 29, 2003

one-eyed trouser mouse

a polite, child friendly way to refer to the male insertion instrument

Little Miss muffett sat on her tuffett eating her curds and whey. Then sucked on her boyfriend's one-eyed trouser mouse for dessert.

by Miss muffett's boy toy January 10, 2006