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puzzleshit 

The dusty residue excreted by individual pieces of a jigsaw puzzle in the box.
"Watch out, asshole, you got puzzleshit on my black pumps!"
puzzleshit by G. Delaney April 28, 2003

puzzleshipping

A yaoi pairing in Yu-Gi-Oh! Yugi and Yami
Puzzleshipping is very popular among Yu-Gi-Oh! yaoi fans.
puzzleshipping by 'Mera February 20, 2009

Weird Puzzle Shit

Originally derived from Problem Sleuth on MSPA, this noun describes puzzles of any kind or persuasion. Often muttered out of frustration, as any weird puzzle shit is long, and difficult.
1. "I can't talk now, toots. I'm busy with all this weird puzzle shit."

2. You are beginning to get tired of this weird puzzle shit.
Puzzlewit - a fancy word for stupid. Presidents like insulting each other that way. Roosevelt called “Puzzlewit”Taft. Came recently famous, because of The Daily Show's 23 May 2007 edition.
If you've recently booked a return voyage on the RMS Titanic, you might be a puzzlewit.

If you go out on a date with 2 ugly girls and their "Drogaman" friends come by for a game of pool, you might be a puzzlewit.
puzzlewit by The FuSIoN December 28, 2008

pizzleshit 

The act of goofing off with no intention of being at all productive.
Dammit, Nicole, stop pizzleshitting around, we have Twinks to fuck.
pizzleshit by crimsinrayne December 10, 2007
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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