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Folicular Homicide

The act of removing or changing a hair style or facial hair style; generally at the behest of a friend or significant other.
Bill shaved off his beard. They should lock him up for folicular homicide.
Folicular Homicide by DOZER08 October 26, 2010
The smallest division of a fart; a fart molecule. Made up principally of Carbon, Hydrogen, and Sulphur atoms in gaseous form. A single folecule is detectible when particularly potent. See entries at farticle and farticles.
Innocent Bystander: "Dude, did you let one fly?"
Guilty Party: "Yes, but it was a tiny one."
Innocent Bystander: "Disgusting! I got a whiff of your folecules way over here!"
folecule by Tota May 18, 2008

Folicular Homicide

Deciding to go with a hair-cut outside of your comfort zone.
Holy shit! Have you seen Debbie lately? She went with the 'Gosselin'...she committed Folicular Homicide!
Word of the Day on August 20, 2010

Barf Folicules 

When a person barfs up their previous food and has chunks of food fly everywhere.
A very fat man had Barf Folicules drip down his face after eating the whole turkey.
Barf Folicules by Elbanjomon February 25, 2011

Follicule 

A sexy piece of meat. Attractive af. Something that comes from somewhere amazing.
Follicule by ArabianPikachu June 1, 2017
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026