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Scott Brown 

The Man who drives a truck. Also the republican senator from MA
I'm Scott Brown and I drive a truck

Scott Brown 

one who shows up to class in boxers and takes 7 points off for a comma.
it's a bird, no its a plane! oh shit, it's Scott Brown.
Scott Brown by daniellarezzo96 April 23, 2023

Scott Brown Cosmo 

noun - Indicates that a person is getting screwed, although they may not be receiving health care services.

alternative - Used to describe the pity fuck health care advocates give one another upon the death of health care reform legislation.

etymology - Based on newly elected Sen. Scott Brown's (R-MA) election and his nude photo spread in Cosmopolitan magazine.
"My boyfriend gave me a Scott Brown Cosmo blowjob because we found out that I can't afford the liver transplant that I need to survive."

"The insurance company just gave me a Scott Brown Cosmo by denying my chemotherapy."

"I just gave one of those union organizers a Scott Brown Cosmo to console his grief over the death of the bill."
Scott Brown Cosmo by NazarethEMU January 26, 2010

Scott Brown Century 

1. Any bicycle ride (or other means of locomotion) of any distance with the intent of getting shit faced (drunk, trashed, wreckedor otherwise intoxicated) at the end.

2. A bicycle ride as means to the ends of getting drunk.

3. (Tradition) A 100 mile bicycle ride with the intent of getting drunk at the end.

(Neologism, 2011)
Hey friend, it's spring break but I lost my license because of that DUI in Wrentham. Let's do a scott brown century tonight after Jersey Shore.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026