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The Uno Dos Tres

When a lad gets a girl so drunk that she can't control herself and proceeds to finger her, thus The Uno Dos Tres.
"Err Tom gave Emma the Uno Dos Tres last night"

Unos Dos Tres Catorce 

The four words that starts U2's hit "Vertigo"

uno dos tres

Spanish numbers. s s s s s s. s s s s s s. s s s s
uno dos tres cuatro cinco seis siete ocho nueve diez once doce trece catorce quince dieciseis diecisiete dieciocho diecinueve veinte

Uno dos no tres she a thot tho 

Those r the great words from Ambjaay
Uno dos no tres she a thot tho we got bitches shakin ass in the lot tho
To attack someone, usually in a frat-style. A group bear hug that is not condoned by the hugged party. Also a group-beating in a friendly fashion (e.g. mercilous smack-down with pillows).

Origins of giving someone a count as to when the attack will commence ("We're giving you to three! Unos-Dos-Tres!")
Alex: "Let's DosTres the new kids."
Adam: "DosTres'ing them is a fantasic bloody idea."
Nick: (grunt like caveman).
DosTres by BungaFiyah October 23, 2012
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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