litfer 

Leeds slang for lighter.

You got a litfer, mate?

litfer by Jay June 18, 2005

no lifer 

someone who dosent work and has no friends except online.

Rehmeyer is such a no lifer.

no lifer by jenfs October 21, 2007

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

literati 

ship name between rory gilmore and jess mariano from 'gilmore girls'. the actual definition of literati refers to those cultured and interested in literature. both rory and jess are big readers and it's something they often bond over.

literati is arguebly the best ship in the series and the most mistreated one as well. crazy chemistry. cheating trope. "i hate everyone in the world but you" trope. they deserved to be endgame and i will die on this hill.

do you ship literati?
of course i do! they're the cutest and are superior to rogan

literati by yeonjun's girlfriend May 19, 2021

Doki Doki Literature Club 

A game that's really messed up. Don't be fooled by the cute exterior

Mike: Hey, Johnny! I'm gonna play Doki Doki Literature Club. Any tips?

Johnny: Yeah. Don't hang out with Sayori too much, you'd get pretty hung up by the end of Act 1. She kinda leaves you hanging there.

Doki Doki Literature Club by Cerixem December 2, 2017

Literosexual 

A person who finds sexual gratification from the written word.

Jeff masturbated to Noam Chomsky and when he finished was confused by his literosexuality.

Literosexual by KarlMahon August 20, 2014

no lifer 

Somebody who devotes their life to one specific activity because they have absolutely nothing better to do in their spare time. One such example is somebody who plays video games more than 12 hours a day because they have nothing better to do. No activity is exempt from this though, and video games can't be singled out, this applies to sports, outdoor activities, etc...

no_lifer: You have no life. All you do is play video games.
other_guy: No, I have other things I can do. I just choose to play video games.
no_lifer: Well what about me. All I have to do with my life is play football? I'm not a no lifer. I have friends.
other_guy: Actually, you don't have a life. Just having friends and spending your time playing sports doesn't mean you automatically have a life.

no lifer by videogameplayer January 17, 2011