Couch Bomber

Someone who sticks their meat missle in between the cushions of a couch...effectively bombing the area

That guy is so desperate, he bombed his mothers couch.

by Aids-Jay February 8, 2005

Couch Bomber

When someone camps out on the couch watching sports, movies, etc. and farts repeatedly.

My couch bomber roomy must have had Mexican last night; he's just watched football and farted all day.

by Bobski27 March 2, 2009