couchable

adj.
having qualitites conducive to gettting fucked on a couch.

Damn, that girl is definitely couchable!
Word, bro! I bet she would make you reach 8-X=P~!

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An adjective used to describe any activty that is able to be done on the couch.

QUESTION: "Babe, can you write the remaining thank-you notes?"
RESPONSE: "I can, if it's couchable"

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A space that is big enough to fit a couch through.

Hey, I need to move some furniture up to my apartment, are these stairs couchable?

couchable by roronoa September 20, 2010

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Couchable

A word to define a day thats perfect for sitting on the couch all day.

Dude this day is so Couchable

Couchable by BlueFoxThing December 18, 2023

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some thing you can do or say in church with out offending others

four guys are in a church
James: hey guys I have a joke ....
Ian: wait, is it churchable?

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A cockabler is one who is actively trying to get his buddies laid. The opposite of a cock-blocker.

"Yeah, I hooked up with that chick that Cole set me up with. I love that guy, he is such a cockabler."

Cockabler by Matty VB January 23, 2009

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When one has reached full cockness, it is almost liking reaching nirvana, but better.

Cockable by sturvc March 15, 2021

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