Back on the tools

Returning to being single after a small amount of time in a relationship. Returned to having to rely on masturbation for relief again.

Bob's bird gave him the push last week. Poor sod is back on the tools again - his right arm is like an engine piston.

back to the tool shed

What you say when someone is being a tool and you want them to go away.

Tool: Herp derp
Me: Why are being such a tool? You can go back to the tool shed now.

by ooohimamonkey March 7, 2012