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chronopolypse 

A moment during a large function, in which there is one primary speaker, where numerous watches or personal timekeepers beep to signal the passing of another hour at the same time
Hutch: How'd you go in your speech this morning?
Sonny-Bill: Mate, i was going great until this massive chronopolypse, completely put me off!
chronopolypse by Dennis Scott September 23, 2003

Chronoptomist

A person who always under estimates the time necessary to get some weed (chronic).
"Hey, Cindy. You know we're going to see Coraline 3D in like 20 minutes."

"No problem. I just have to pick up from my loafty dealer. In Missisauga. On 420. In a snowstorm. See you in 15."

"You are such a Chronoptomist! I'll see you in 45."
Chronoptomist by frickafrack. June 13, 2009

chronomopista 

When a guy takes ranch dressing and smears it on a girls butthole and licks it until he throws up and then the girl eats the throw up.
Judy: Hey, what did you do last night?
Louis: Not much. Just some chronomopista
chronomopista by Serj Tanken June 15, 2009

Coonopolis 

Place where oceans of blacks live
They should change Atlanta's name to Coonopolis......FUCK!!!!!
Coonopolis by sheeeeeyit1978 November 12, 2018

Chronoptomist

Someone who optimistically misjudges how much time any given task will take, often to their detriment.
I had 30 minutes to get ready and get to work, but it took me 45 minutes to get there. I’m too much of a chronoptomist and never give myself enough time for tasks!
Chronoptomist by justine-n-jess October 4, 2022

chronolistically 

Chronolistically represents time but not necessarily the passing of time, or the presence of time but, not in a chronological order. It represents an expanse of time but not in chronological order or with any logic. Eng. adv.
Chronolistically my friends think I’m full of it but, this has happened over a period of time and not necessarily all at once or chronologically. There is no logic to it; I just have dumb friends, chronolistically speaking.
chronolistically by Brown, MD. November 16, 2023