When you beat a person on their head with your penis. This is a non gender-specific term. Feel free to play the Cockenspiel on anyone from all three sexes.
(PAP PAP PAP) - Dude, I just gave you the "Cockenspiel"!!!

(PAP PAP PAP) - Hey Bitch, you just got the "Cockenspiel"!!!

(PAP PAP PAP) - Yeah you transexual freak, I just tossed your ass the "Cockenspiel", bitch!!!
by onryou74 November 20, 2010
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Something that is fake, Bogus, or completely out of line.
often used in conjunction with "thats a load of."
although not bound to those terms.
Cockenspiel is a very versatile word.
Sue: Lets stay after school and help the teachers clean.
Brian: you need to stop that cockenspiel!
by Brian M. W. February 2, 2007
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Cockenspieling is playing a glockenspiel with you cock
I'm bored, let's go Cockenspieling
by Bridke February 24, 2016
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