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The keeper of the Ancients, from "Eternal Darkness' for the Nintendo Gamecube.

Mantorok: keeper, overseer, master of the Ancients, chaos...

Mantorok is a rather unsettling entity. A giant mound and sea of living flesh, with hundreds of eyes and mouths, it controlls all purple magick. It resides in a temple (usually referred to as a tomb) in Cambodia.

It once had the power keep all of the Ancients imprisoned, but once Pious Agustus became loyal to the ancients, whether it being the timestream where he chose either Chattur'gha, Ulyaoth, or Xel'lotath, Pious binded the creature in the name of his lord. Mantorok was swifly trapped between the veils of reality, and the enchanted stakes that impaled its flesh. It lost contol over the Ancients it once kept inprisoned, and Pious was free to summon his lord, threatening the world into falling into eternal darkness.

Now unable to rally its guardians, it could only rely on its subtle manipulations of the Roivas family to defeat its enemies. All things happened at once, since the universe is made up of many time streams, all operating in harmonious syncronisity. It managed to play the Ancients against each other, ultimately resulting in their mutual annialation.

And so it comes to pass. Of the three Ancients, there is nothing. The mighty Chattur'gha decimated the power of Xel'lotath. The insanity of Xel'lotath crushed the power of Ulyaoth. The boundless Ulyaoth destroyed the power of Chattur'gha. Only Mantorok remains, slowly dying.

Now, it will languish forever, residing in its tomb...plotting...
PIOUS AGUSTUS - "...you have a great monument here, Mantorok. It is a pity that no one will recognize it as yours..."
Mantorok by King Nothing January 28, 2005
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Mantoloking 

A town where everything is about the ocean, the yacht club, million dollar beachfront palaces, playing tennis, and lots and lots of money.

Mantoloking is Waspy-Preppy-By-The-Sea where the people "summer" and are gorgeous, the homes are gorgeous, the cars are gorgeous, the boats are goregeous and the beaches are gorgeous. Picture Nantucket, Martha's Vineyard, The Hamptons or Cape Cod. Mantoloking is America's 15th weathliest town and has been the summer refuge for Katharine Hepburn, Richard Nixon and James Gandolfini. Poor people--fuhgetaboutit!!!

The typical attire is what you would see if Harvard was oceanfront-- polos, madars shorts, khakis, sperry topsiders, loafers, suede flipflops, oxfords,-- Polo Ralph Lauren, Lacoste, Vineyard Vines, and so on.

No Saturday night in the summer is spent anywhere else than at the elitist Mantoloking Yacht Club and typical summer days are spent playing tennis, sunning at the beach, walking the poodle, cruising on sailboats, and taking swims in the ocean or your own private pool.

Waspyness, snootiness, and privilege are the names of game but life here is very relaxed, calm, slow, leisurely and elegant. Who cares about anything when you have a castle in the sand dunes.......
Muffy: Lets go sunning
Chip: No I'm playing tennis right now, then we're going out on the yacht, and then we're going to a five star restaurnt just for lunch and then....

A Typical Day In July if you live in Mantoloking
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Mantoloking 

A small, relaxing town near Point Pleasant and Seaside New Jersey. Despite its location between two very commercial and somewhat tacky towns, it takes you to a place far from all the commercialism. Not yet touched by masses of people and commercialism, Mantoloking has some tourists, but mostly locals just enjoying a leisurely summer. Commonly referred to (even by myself) as "the raddest place alive doe". Everyone there is super nice and really ill at tennis. One of the happiest places you shall ever encounter in cho lyfe! A really nice place that you will love attending!
Bob: "Hey man, relax, it's Mantoloking!"
Ted: "You're right, brah. I'm just a chill dude who's trying to stay pop and do his thing."
Mantoloking by Tmcnallydeww August 8, 2012

mantooka 

a man that goes from girl to girl (manwhore)
Jerry is a mantooka this week
mantooka by Amandioo December 25, 2007
A strong native warrior from the cree tribe.
Mantook, get the gun! Mantook mantook mantook mantook!

Mantook by mantook November 8, 2007
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026