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netped is short for "Internet Pedestrian" and refers to tourist internet users who lack the fundamental understand of the internet that is required to ride lolbikes and fly roflcopters. Often victim of trolls and largely ignored by the internet elite who are too busy flying over and cycling between the traffic jam of main stream internet culture questing for lulz. They also find memes hilarious even though they do not understand them and have no sense of when a meme has run out of lulz.
netped: AHAH I JUST RICK'ROLLED YOU NEWBIE

lolbike rider: die in a fire....
netped by LoLex August 2, 2009
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netted dolphin 

When a guy tries to put his penis in a girls ass and she turns her head back denying entry and makes the sound "ehh ehh" (Dolphin Sound)
I tried to put it in my girls butt, but she gave me the netted dolphin.
netted dolphin by J Tear Knee January 15, 2008
Related Words
(1) To have lost a cuss battle without a comeback
(2) To put a fish net over a small child's head
(3) Laxatives in a shopping trolley whilst dancing to the agadoo
Dave:You Just Got netted Mate!
Bob: :/ Hmmm...
NETTED!
netted by gashmedizzle October 7, 2008

Sky-netted 

A verb which connotes the action of becoming self aware. IE When a trend is accepted into popular culture, a person, or group of people suddenly realize that they are what everyone else says they are, or a television show begins making Meta jokes about themselves. Also refers to when a giant computer mind becomes operational and begins to turn on humanity.
The entire hipster community is on the verge of sky-netting... I guess that means I can finally wear my thick rimmed glasses again.

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Do you remember right before emo's sky-netted? I was beginning to worry that every band was going to be called emo.

or

Oh s**t! My Mac just sky-netted! Run!

Netted Shorts 

Any kind of shorts that has a "net", or netting, inside it. It can be found in most board shorts.
The netting is used because sometimes, the elastics can show, or the boxer shorts might be longer.
It also holds your junk in place so that it won't fall out of the leg opening or bounce around. It also acts like loose briefs, so you don't have to wear underwear (if preferred).
It feels great to wear my new netted shorts without any underwear!
Netted Shorts by Marauder04 December 27, 2009

Nutt-Netted 

The process in which a human male that has recently finished his coming of age, still finds himself bound to modern internet society and culture. As he watches his peers socialize with potential mates, soon the realization sets in, that his own "coming of age" was encased by a digital webbing spun by the meme driven hive-mind personality that we call internet. With social skills strung up and instructed by online culture, and a frail pool of interests to draw from (mainly consisting of memes or video games, both of which are limited in variety as the victim in most cases will only associate himself with things that are accepted by the vast majority of the internet society.) it becomes quite obvious to him, and even more obvious to the poor souls who wind up the guinea pigs to his mateless revelation, that the victims testicles have undoubtedly become strapped down by the social leash of his secluded upbringing, and that the leash will only let his want to interact go so far. Throughout early life, unknowingly, the Nutt-Netted individual had let his nutts become ensnared by the net of which he trusted to catch his fall time and time again. This is what happens when the internet has netted someones nutts. Only time and years of embarrassment will tell if a victim will be able to untangle himself. Although, in very rare instances, men will take their seemingly permanent virginity and pave the road for conversation, albeit horribly awkward.
Person A: "Poor guy, I wish I could give him some advice, but he only communicates through printed out memes."
Person B: "I didn't think it was that bad, it's 2045, memes are literally in the history books and he still relies on things like doge to try and create conversation?"
Person A: "He was raised off memes, hes lived off memes, he's so dependent on old internet culture that hes been nutt-netted for 50 years from birth to this day."
Nutt-Netted by Cippster October 18, 2016
Adverb: When you are out drinking and doing blow and you do a neti pot and a Pedialyte so you can show up to work the next day
I need a netipedi when I get home I have work tomorrow
Netipedi by Seanito69 July 24, 2018