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\nFebruary 9:\nsnowpocalypse\n
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\nsnow + apocalypse = snowpocalypse\r\n\r\nWhen weathermen predict large amounts of snowfall in a short period of time.\n
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\nClint: Dude, I heard on the weather channel you had a snowpocalypse last night in your area\r\nPaul: Naw, just a couple inches, the weather man is an idiot.\n
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