1 definition by ~Otaku_Poptart~

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A Sparklepire from Stephanie Meyer's 'Twilight' series, a 108-year-old virgin who makes pubescent girls horny.

His fangirls seem to think that he is real, and a few even seem to believe that they are married to him.

Apparently, he is "beautiful" and "godlike." Oh, and he ~*SPARKLES*~ too!
Fangirl 1: LYKE zOMG EDWARD CULLEN IS TTLY MY HUSBAND~!

Fangirl 2: INORITE~ :DDD

Me: -reading Harry Potter- Well, good luck finding boyfriends, freaking Twitards.

Fangirl 3: LYKE OMG UR JUST A HATR~

Me: -facepalm-
by ~Otaku_Poptart~ May 31, 2010

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