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2 definitions by zuesbeans

uhn-col bee-ner; noun; the epitomy of lazy shit, otherwise known as a balding, fat, old man who rejects good looking women, to ejaculate on adams apples in Acuna.
" Hey that Uncle Beaner just turned down that hot blonde and went home with that fat chick from the donkey show,I think her name is Hector?"
by zuesbeans October 23, 2006
a true sack, shits with the door open and sits at the very front of every strip club. usually has hooker stories.
Big Pun isn't going out tonight. He bought a new sport fucking dvd.
by zuesbeans October 23, 2006