A rare disease in which the infected person slowly starts to crave fast food and ice cream. This craving soon becomes a need, an addiction in a sense. If you or a loved one has been affected by this rare but very real threat, please call 1-800-FAT-PEOPLE or 1-800-328-736753. This is usually caused by having no friends, and/or being an outcast.
"One minute, I was sitting alone at home again on Saturday night, then all of the sudden, I just started eating, and I haven't been able to stop!" said Robert.
"You have Obeseiosous! Haha! What a fatty!" exclaimed the doctor.