The protagonist of the Half-Life games. One mean motherfucker. Has two PhDs - one in physics, and one in beating the shit out aliens with crowbars.
"Oh shit, it's Gordon Freeman, son!" - Every Alien Ever
(From ED) A lol-cow is a victim of a Flame War who can't help but be milked for lulz time and time again. They have a compulsive need to give up as many laughs as possible at their own expense despite themselves.
George W Bush is such a lolcow.
The battle cry of Looking For Group's undead warlock, Richard.
The kind of pie favoured by former pro wrestler the Rock.
"Kevin, have you ever had any....pie?"
"Well, actually Rock, I had a slice of apple pie this afternoon, it was quite delicious."
"Well you've had more than one slice of apple pie obviously Kevin, but the Rock's not talking about apple pie, the Rock's talking about....Poontang Pie."
Acronym standing for "I do/did it for the lulz" - the be-all and end-all of justifying your actions.
<PwnedFurry> Why did you shut down my Second Life sim? BAWWWWWWWW
A parody of DragonForce
guitarist Herman Li
originating on YouTube
. Uses a "sound enhancement pedal" to turn "shit" guitar playing into the very fast riffs heard in most DragonForce songs.
Okay, so, tell your friends Herman Ri is cool, or I will shit on your head!
To have your ass eaten out. We don't need the death penalty, we got the Toss Salad Man.
Toss the Salad? What's that?
Well, havin' yo' salad tossed, means havin' yo' asshole eaten out with jelly or syrup. Ah prefer syrup.