zach's definitions

talking salmon

A rare fish found in lakes and rivers of the Southwest USA that comes to the surface and makes noises resembling a young human, such as "Mama" "Dada" and "Baby want some milk".

John: Yeah, I'm going fishing at Pena Blanca this weekend. Maybe I'll catch some talking salmon.

Stupid bitch: Talking salmon?

John: Yeah you know, those fish that swim up and go, "Mama, Mama, baby want some milk."

Stupid bitch: Oh.

by zach September 1, 2003

fudge packer

One who enjoys trucking on the Hershey Highway

dude, have you been trucking again? my ass hurts.

by Zach May 29, 2003

pish-tosh

A phrase commonly used to scoff at some one or something; disbelief; A condescending interjection.

Mel: We're going to the movies, do you want to come?
Bruce: Pish-tosh!

by Zach May 31, 2004

Jeezus

A name given to a gay guy that tells you you're not going to hell.

"Aww you're not going to hell."
"Thanks Jeezus."

by Zach May 21, 2004

God Speed

The act or state of moving swiftly; swiftness; velocity; rapidly; rate of motion; dispatch; as, the speed a horse or a vessel.

Good Luck.

God Speed.
Usualy said before some-one leaves on a long Trip.

by Zach May 13, 2005

Suppafly

Very Fly

Zach is Suppafly

by Zach May 5, 2003

Reseller

A technically incompetant moron who thinks that they know enough to sell web hosting.

that web host is a reseller.

by Zach December 12, 2003