zach's definitions

Yard Sale

A person who is scattered and uncollected
A person who is drunken and disorderly

Damn, that guy is a yard sale

by Zach May 13, 2005

giampietro

A girl in which has a big ass that is also very nice. They have some nice knockers also. They are bangin sister's that will kick your ass in a fight. They also smoke weed on a daily bases.

"Dude, I just had sex with a Giampietro sister, I'm sooo lucky"

by Zach January 23, 2005

Tubbers

The belly. The tummy. The stomach. The midsection. Below torso, above hips.

My tubbers aches! Stop poking my tubbers!

by Zach April 23, 2005

Southview

Slang for a congregation of ugly people who find each other very attracive.

Derived from "Southview Apartments, Harrisonburg, VA."

It was complete Southview at the club last night.

by zach October 30, 2003

Doves

A great band in this time of musical confusion.

"There goes the fear" "The Cedar Room"

by zach December 15, 2003

Spider Holing

created after saddam was found in a spider hole. when a lesbian shits in another lesbians vagina, then eats it.

wet shit isnt as good for spider holing because it isnt very firm.

by Zach December 7, 2004

soapbox

Refers to someone having the attention of others as they speak.

Comes from when, back in the day, people would stand on soap boxes in parks and give speeches.

He was out standing on the soapbox, bitching about how the world was unfair.

by Zach May 6, 2004