zach's definitions

talking salmon

A rare fish found in lakes and rivers of the Southwest USA that comes to the surface and makes noises resembling a young human, such as "Mama" "Dada" and "Baby want some milk".

John: Yeah, I'm going fishing at Pena Blanca this weekend. Maybe I'll catch some talking salmon.

Stupid bitch: Talking salmon?

John: Yeah you know, those fish that swim up and go, "Mama, Mama, baby want some milk."

Stupid bitch: Oh.

by zach September 1, 2003

rack

to hit your groin on somthing.

David racked himself.

by ZACH April 11, 2003

musicified

means to get into ans listen to good music like rock

have you heard of audioslave?
no.
you need to get MUSICIFIED.

by zach December 9, 2004

homepiece

A white boy's version of "homedog", "dawg", "homie", etc.

Word up, my homepiece.

by Zach March 26, 2004

dudeapalooza

When the amount of males present greatly outnumber the females. Often refered to as a sausage fest. This is probably one of the worst situations to be in if you're a horny guy looking for hot chicks to score with.

Dude...be glad you didn't go to Frank's party last saturday. It was a total dudeapalooza.

by Zach October 19, 2006

moist shamoise

a moist-towelette-like device used for cleaning up ketchup/catsup

"Well, aren't you going to get your 409 or Awesome Sauce or whatever you're going to clean this up with? Maybe a moist shamoise?"

by Zach June 21, 2003

spooners

spooning is 1 of the better things in life it is so mad i love spooning spooners it rox the box ahh yeah and sex it is cool also but not wen u get them pregz that sux thats wen u wanna run from there dads

i love to spoon spooners

by zach February 20, 2005