2 definitions by yummygurl

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A man too busy doing incredible work to realize how beautiful he really is. He's a little shy and doesn't always believe that the woman he sees wants him bad, in the worst possible way. Is so desirable, lovable, sexy and smart that he can drive a previously incorruptible woman to self-satisfy 3-7 x a day just thinking of him, FOR TWO YEARS. Has a beautiful face complemented by a very nice ass and very kissable thighs.
Patrick is too good to be true: I jism a little just thinking about him.
by yummygurl January 09, 2011

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Sometimes lovely and beautiful, sometimes not so much. He can be a real dogcatcher, especially when he loses hope. But if you believe in him (even after he calls you an 'angry little elf'), he will be the man you think he can become. You want him to be happy, with or without you.
Girl 1: Who's the cute dude slumming in dogwoods?

Girl 2: Oh, that's Patrick. He doesn't really know that he's cute though.
by yummygurl July 06, 2011

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