that giant, holiday food induced, dump that we all take on that magical morning of Christmas.
also, if you hate cmas and want it to die and burn ALL the things!, then merry shitmas applies to you as well.
*toilet water splash* merry shitmas to meeee!
first i couldnt wrap gifts properly, then i stubbed my toe, then i banged my knee on that stupid santa light, and i still have to go in to work later today! merry shitmas to me!
it's a diarrhea of the mind, when you see the front page of urban dictionary, and suddenly go completely blank, forgetting what word you wanted to look up, because the front page distracted you, and thus, made you shit your brain pants.
well i should look up the meaning of --- PFFFFT BRAINSHIT. ugh i guess thats another case of urban dissentary. perhaps i'll dab my forhead with some teepee and try to recall that PFFFFFT BRAINSHIT. dammit. wheres my tums?