1 definition by you wish you got in my pants

-A tall, skinny white boy, usually really annoying and over-sensitive.
-No one likes him but he tries to hangout with them anyways.
-Tall dangly skinny white boy with a 3 inch pee-pee.
-Usually friends with a very white-black person.
-His girlfriends get tired of him, but
stick around so as not to hurt his feelings.
-usually depressed, and dresses skater
girl #1-"Omg stuart is so hot!"

girl #2-"Thats what I thought until he pushed his hair back
and you could actually see his face"

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Stuart- "dude, some chick wants to fuck me!"

Girl #2-"hahahahahahahaha ha!!!"
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