To some, it is a morning television program designed for women, on topics about women. To the rest of us, it's the chicken channel, for those times you've wandered what it feels like to step into a henhouse.
A: Honey, why is Whoopi Goldberg sitting at a table with a bunch of clucking hens?
B: No dear, that's that one tv show I was talking about, it's called The View
... now be quiet, I want to hear what Barabra Walters is saying.