1 definition by you know who..

1. to be a beard is to be boring, unsociable and a complete waste of air
2. never wants to do anything atall..ever
3. stubborn bastard
jamie roberts aka "ultimate beard"

"beard u cumin out tonight"

"naaaa im stayin in playin xbox 360"

"you are a beard"
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"Beard have you got a spare cig?"

"naaaaaa iv only got 16 left"

"YOU BEARD"
by you know who.. April 12, 2007
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