A college that
has so few black people
, you can get a full scholarship if admissions
cant pronounce your first name. There are more white people
here with shitty
earings than a gay pride parade. The school takes pride in its shovel collection, which, if its new catholic agenda goes through, will be used to dig its own grave.
it is home to father cregan, an evil dictator who hates condoms, beer and fun. he has a dungeon
full of puppies and is holding them until the one day when he will take pictures with
them and release it as a calender.
It has also
been recognized in the US world and news as the regional
head quarters for dumb
bitches. A rarity in other parts
of the world, you can hardly go anywhere without seeing
a plastic faced girl wearing a northface jackets, ugg booth
and furiously texting "wtf" to her bff about her bf.
In a vast effort to increase its diversity, stonehill in its new plan, is now very eager to accept people
who have missing or non working limbs. As part of the plan,they
as long as they
Stonehill is a great place. Their official slogan
is "COME HERE WE HAVE MUTHAFUCKING TREES!"