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A update on your own life which no one really wants or reads but you still post on your story. Life updates can vary in length if it’s detailed the writer is either bored or intentionally writes something long to see if someone will actually read their nonsense. Mainly to identity fake friends or to simply see is anyone cares. If it’s short they simply can’t be bothered or they want to share their life story but don’t have much of a life to have a story.
“Life update: I have no friends
Or “Life update: My dad is letting me buy a goat
by yEeE HAwW April 29, 2020
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A species of bird known as the African Grey. She is an icon who is most popular on tik tok for the time she “flew towards the canal” luckily she has returned to her owner and she even has her own special day on Friday 1st May to remember the day she flew into the canal
“She’s an African Grey her names Chanel, CHANEEEEELLLLL”
by yEeE HAwW April 29, 2020
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