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One may say that Brian Warner (Marilyn Manson, for those who don't know) is some 'satanic goth' and whatnot. What people don't realize is that he...isn't. Honestly? This man is blamed for odd nuances and criminal acts (Columbine, anyone?) merely because it's easy for the media to point fingers...just because his ways aren't exactly 'politically correct'...or however one may explain it.

Marilyn Manson and the Spooky Kids (now shortened to 'Marilyn Manson') is a 'shock-rock' band that started in the 80's. So, those who think he's 'metal' or 'emo'..you're wrong..and you fail at life.

Those obscene rumors like the whole 'breast implants' thing..and the 'ribs removed' thing...they aren't true. If you watch any of his interviews, you'd know that he finds these things funny...but they aren't true. The whole 'breast' thing was for a music video...and they weren't real...and come on, the whole 'suck my own dick' thing was a joke.
Mindless Idiot: oh my god, Marilyn Manson is such a freak!

Me: ...do you happen to have any legit reasoning behind that opinion?

Mindless Idiot: I don't even know if it's a guy or a girl..and he has two different color eyes!

Me: First off, if you knew anything..you'd know that Manson is a guy and that 'Marilyn Manson' is not his real name. And there's significance behind those contacts.

Mindless Idiot: He's still a freak! He removed two of his ribs so he could suck his own dick...and he throws live puppies in the audience at his shows and tells people to kill them!

Me: I feel sorry for you...the media is basically brainwashing you.

Mindless Idiot: What?

Me: ...you have no opinion of your own. You lose.
by xxbeautifullytragic March 21, 2008

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