13 definitions by xaypock

Meat and Potatoes

A technique used by Australian football players to cram their packages into the extremely small footy shorts provided to them.
This technique is carried out by squashing the mans shaft to one side of his pants while his cods are placed on the other side. Hence Meat and Potatoes.

Johnno: *Squashes his package into place* "Yep, I can actually run now."
Also see:
Cut Lunch

by xaypock March 24, 2003

Banged Up

Australian slang for a female who has been impregnated.

"Didn't you hear mate? Stevo Banged Up Allison. I tell ya, when Johnno finds out shit's going to hit the fan!"

by xaypock March 24, 2003

Gidday

Famous Australian greeting. Short for "Good Day"

Gidday Mate! Tell ya what, I'm dry as a nun's nasty. I need a beer.

by xaypock March 24, 2003

Franger

Another name for a Condom.

"He removed his franger and immediately Donkey Punched the bitch"
Also see:
Donkey Punch

by xaypock March 24, 2003

Cut Lunch

A technique used by Australian football players to cram their packages into the extremely small footy shorts provided to them.
This technique is carried out by the mans shaft being placed upwards running along the zipper of his pants and one ball either side. Hence Cut Lunch.

Bazza: *Adjusts himself to the Cut Lunch position* "Ahh fuck that feels better."

by xaypock March 24, 2003

Dunnie

An Australian word (Typically outback Australia) for a toilet.

"I need to lay some cable, I'm going to the Dunnie"
Also see:
Dunnie Budgie

by xaypock March 24, 2003