-Knock knock-

*I walk to the door... open it, and I am greeted by Mormons.*

MORMON # 1

Hello, I'm Malachi and this is my friend Bob. We're here to tell you the good news!

ME

...go on.

MORMON # 2

Well sir, we're from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. We want to tell you all about the Book of Mormon!

ME

...um, okay.

MORMON # 1

Do you mind if we come in, sir?

ME

...I guess so?

-5 hours later-

MORMON # 2

Now that you've been read the complete, unabridged Book of Mormon, how would you like to join our Church?

ME

Oh, no thanks, I've got... agnosticism.

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