1 definition by xanaxslushie
-Knock knock-
*I walk to the door... open it, and I am greeted by Mormons.*
MORMON # 1
Hello, I'm Malachi and this is my friend Bob. We're here to tell you the good news!
ME
...go on.
MORMON # 2
Well sir, we're from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. We want to tell you all about the Book of Mormon!
ME
...um, okay.
MORMON # 1
Do you mind if we come in, sir?
ME
...I guess so?
-5 hours later-
MORMON # 2
Now that you've been read the complete, unabridged Book of Mormon, how would you like to join our Church?
ME
Oh, no thanks, I've got... agnosticism.
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*I walk to the door... open it, and I am greeted by Mormons.*
MORMON # 1
Hello, I'm Malachi and this is my friend Bob. We're here to tell you the good news!
ME
...go on.
MORMON # 2
Well sir, we're from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. We want to tell you all about the Book of Mormon!
ME
...um, okay.
MORMON # 1
Do you mind if we come in, sir?
ME
...I guess so?
-5 hours later-
MORMON # 2
Now that you've been read the complete, unabridged Book of Mormon, how would you like to join our Church?
ME
Oh, no thanks, I've got... agnosticism.
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by xanaxslushie May 10, 2007