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2 definitions by xFuck Your Motherx

Haumph

the sound one makes while zipping their pants up after recieving annoymous sexual favors

Mary:That was incredible Dan!!
(zipping up pants)Dan:Haumph!
Dan:Clean yourself up.

by xFuck Your Motherx December 13, 2008

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Vertical Bacon Sandwhich

another term for a vagina. Most popular in British slang

"Dude, I completey devoured her vertical bacon sandwhich the other night"

by xFuck Your Motherx December 13, 2008

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