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Don't

1.

A common contraction of "do not" used when one participates in Don't Speak where the words take on the form of "Did you know...". Don't speak is a contradictionay language where one makes statements begining the phrase with either "Don't" or "I know...".

2.

Dont, when used in this language, has the complete opposite effect of its normal counterpart.
"Yo... Dont give me a slice of yo pizza"
-Translation: Give me a slice of your pizza.

When asked a question that puzzles the listener, the listener will calmly reply...

"Dont, I know what you talkin about"

"Dont" is the begining of the sentence, "I know" is the complete opposite... meaning the listener has no idea what was said.
by xCOBRA_CLUTCHx March 25, 2004
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Dont Speak

1.
A southern street slang languge thought to have come from North Carolina into Maryland.

2.
A language where the begining structure is completely contraditionary, and either involves the words don't or I Know.

3.
A complicated way to speak which confuses surrounding listeners, yet makes sense only to ones know what you mean. Very funny because of peoples reactions when they try to butt in your business.
"Dont call me when you get off work"
Translation: Call me after work.

"I know why this girl got a maxi pad stuck to her high heels"
Translation: Why does she have a maxi pad stuck to her heal?

"Dont I know why this girl keep call me?"
Translation: Why does this girl keep calling my ass, buggin me?
by xCOBRA_CLUTCHx March 25, 2004
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rainbow twenties

The new (circa 2002) 20 dollar bills that is siginfied by the pink and blue ink which has been added to the usual green and black. Due to the "flamboyant" color scheme of the newly circulated bills, the term "rainbow" was given to the twenty dollar bills. Not unlike the term "big face twenties".
"Hey cashier, why doesnt this rainbow twenty doesnt work in your Sprint bill pay machine?"
by xCOBRA_CLUTCHx March 29, 2004
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bug

commonly refered to as "the bug"

1.
An STD.
Can be used to describe a large variety of sexually transmitted deseases but this term is most well known for meaning THE BIG ONE... HIV or AIDS.
"That girl is lucky she doesnt have the bug, after all that messing around she does"
by xCOBRA_CLUTCHx March 29, 2004
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I Know

1.
A commonly used term in Don't Speak. Don't Speak is a contraditionary language where phases and speach ofthen begins with Don't. Like "don't" when used in this language, this word means its opposite.

2.
The opposite of "I know" meaning "I don't know"
When slapped by girlfriend...
"I know why you slapped me"
Translation: Why did you slap me? Hooker!

"Dont I know why this guy got on mitch matched socks in public!"
Translation: Why does this idiot have on mitch matched socks?
by xCOBRA_CLUTCHx March 25, 2004
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LMAO-LAMO

1.
The act of laughing at someone online not because what they say, but be cause of their ignorance and incompetance.

2.
Laughing sarcastically at someone because of their lame statement.
Bob: "what is the internet? Does it come on Fox?"

Bob's Friend: "LMAO-LAMO!"
by xCOBRA_CLUTCHx March 25, 2004
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Tally Wackers

1.
Another word for taliban or Islamic group in Afghanistan.

2.
Derogatory statement used for those who are middle eastern or apear to have middle eastern roots.
"Are those tally wackers sittin behind us on this plane Bob?"
by xCOBRA_CLUTCHx March 25, 2004
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