19 definitions by xCOBRA_CLUTCHx

1.

A common contraction of "do not" used when one participates in Don't Speak where the words take on the form of "Did you know...". Don't speak is a contradictionay language where one makes statements begining the phrase with either "Don't" or "I know...".

2.

Dont, when used in this language, has the complete opposite effect of its normal counterpart.
"Yo... Dont give me a slice of yo pizza"
-Translation: Give me a slice of your pizza.

When asked a question that puzzles the listener, the listener will calmly reply...

"Dont, I know what you talkin about"

"Dont" is the begining of the sentence, "I know" is the complete opposite... meaning the listener has no idea what was said.
by xCOBRA_CLUTCHx March 25, 2004

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When a guy ejaculates (cums) in a girls mouth. Then while she has the seamen in her mouth, the guy gives her an open mouth kiss, and has his own seamen spit back into his mouth while kissing her... hense the term "snowball".


eww.
"after I got head from Becky, I got a california snowball"
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1.
A southern street slang languge thought to have come from North Carolina into Maryland.

2.
A language where the begining structure is completely contraditionary, and either involves the words don't or I Know.

3.
A complicated way to speak which confuses surrounding listeners, yet makes sense only to ones know what you mean. Very funny because of peoples reactions when they try to butt in your business.
"Dont call me when you get off work"
Translation: Call me after work.

"I know why this girl got a maxi pad stuck to her high heels"
Translation: Why does she have a maxi pad stuck to her heal?

"Dont I know why this girl keep call me?"
Translation: Why does this girl keep calling my ass, buggin me?
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An insult given to a girl who sleeps around more often than the usual girl who just sleeps around.
"Billy, your sister is a serious hookerhoe".
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1.
The act of laughing at someone online not because what they say, but be cause of their ignorance and incompetance.

2.
Laughing sarcastically at someone because of their lame statement.
Bob: "what is the internet? Does it come on Fox?"

Bob's Friend: "LMAO-LAMO!"
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1.
Another word for taliban or Islamic group in Afghanistan.

2.
Derogatory statement used for those who are middle eastern or apear to have middle eastern roots.
"Are those tally wackers sittin behind us on this plane Bob?"
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1.
A commonly used term in Don't Speak. Don't Speak is a contraditionary language where phases and speach ofthen begins with Don't. Like "don't" when used in this language, this word means its opposite.

2.
The opposite of "I know" meaning "I don't know"
When slapped by girlfriend...
"I know why you slapped me"
Translation: Why did you slap me? Hooker!

"Dont I know why this guy got on mitch matched socks in public!"
Translation: Why does this idiot have on mitch matched socks?
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