2 definitions by x=-b+-sqrtb^2-4ac/2a

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When you shove a bonsai tree or another small plant up one's vagina or anus so they achieve sexual pleasure.
Guy 1: I'm gonna meet up with Mary tonight.

Guy 2: Are you gonna Venusaur her?

Guy 1: Fuck yeah!
by x=-b+-sqrtb^2-4ac/2a October 07, 2011

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A media franchise owned by Nintendo. It is played by many age groups although horny teenagers use terms related to pokemon to describe crazy sex manoeuvres.
10 year old: Yay, my Charmeleon evolved into a Charizard!

Horny teenager: Are you talking about the pokemon or the act in which a man lights a girls pubes on fire

10 year old: What? I just want to beat my rival's Venusaur.

Horny teenager: That means to insert a bonsai tree up a woman's vagina.

10 year old: Oh My God! That's just weird! I knew I should've chosen Squirtle.

Horny Teenager: Oh yeah, to Blastoise someone means to squirt water pistols up their vagina and anus at the same time.

10 year old: (Starts crying)
by x=-b+-sqrtb^2-4ac/2a October 20, 2011

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