ws's definitions

beer cataracts

An extreme variant of the condition beer goggles, where massive alcohol consumption leads to a male completely losing his ability to sense female repugnancy.

Did you see that rotter that Mark was talking to?

Yeah, nasty case of beer goggles there.

More like beer cataracts, she had a beard growing out of her arse.

by ws January 19, 2004

circle jerk

male group masterbation session where the participants ejaculate facing in a predetermined central area.

"Baseball has been overtaken by the banjo concert circle-jerk as the national pastime of the USA."

by ws January 19, 2004

deadbeat

1. A person unable to pay his bills

2. Someone of low financial standing

3. An undesirable target for a sales pitch

"I cannot close this guy, he's a deadbeat. He never even bought a fucking toaster."

by ws January 19, 2004