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5 definitions by wranglerti

 
1.
A petri douche is that friend you are sexually involved with who repeatedly has sexual encounters with others thus exposing you to the many germs and diseases they have come into contact with.
Dude, Joe is such a petri douche! Turns out he's been fucking around again and now I have herpes!
by WranglerTi December 04, 2013
 
2.
A married man who likes to suck cock.
Mary couldn't believe her eyes when she walked in on her husband sucking on another mans cock. She had no idea she was married to a bipoler.
by wranglerti December 05, 2013
 
3.
A woman who fancies herself a whore in bed yet turns out to be a disappointment.
Bill: So how did the date with Beth go last night?
Tom: It sucked. She talks a big game but in the end she was just another Jenna Lameson.
by wranglerti December 05, 2013
 
4.
A petrie douche is that friend you are sexually involved with who repeatedly has sexual encounters with others thus exposing you to the many germs and diseases they have come into contact with.
Dude, Joe is such a petrie douche! Turns out he's been fucking around again and now I have herpes!
by WranglerTi December 04, 2013
 
5.
A Panty Claus is a house guests who steals women's panties.
Husband: What's wrong dear?
Wife: I can't find my favorite red panties
Husband: We must have had a visit from Panty Claus
by wranglerti December 05, 2013