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Pedallion

A symbol, worn around one's neck, that signifies a winner, a true American hero, and an all-around bad-ass. There can be no higher honor than to be presented with a pedallion. Any sports team represented on a pedallion will, inevitably, win and become masters of the universe.

You will cower in fear in the shadow of my pedallion.

by woolywoolywoolcock October 5, 2009