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10 definitions by wittc

To wholly and instantly abandon your immediate action or plan
Guy 1 (talking to Rufus' girlfriend): So, any plans this weekend?
Guy 2: Yo, Rufus is coming - abort, abort.
by wittc December 11, 2008
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To leave the scene
Yo this party is wack, I'm gonna exfil.
by wittc December 11, 2008
53 20
A wingman's duties
Rufus: Yo, run wing so I can holla at Portia.
Cornelius: I ran wing last night, it's your turn.
by wittc December 11, 2008
45 25
To kill yourself - the ultimate abort
I was so embarrassed that I wanted to self-abort.
by wittc December 11, 2008
7 2
The situation that is created when two people simultaneously post up at the urinals and are unable to urinate due to awkwardness. Both people must abort their attempts for the situation to be considered an orthodox double stunna - extremely rare.
I was in the handicapped stall and I saw Rufus and Cornelius execute a picture perfect Double Stunna.
by wittc December 11, 2008
4 0
To physically locate yourself such that other people cannot converse with the person you or your friends are talking to.
Rufus, box out all the frat boys so Cornelius can run game on Portia.
by wittc December 11, 2008
8 5
To kill yourself
Rufus: This hangover is devastating.
Guy 1: I feel so bad that I want to self-cancel.
by wittc December 11, 2008
7 4