willis mcgee's definitions

chair

almost always useful. a person has to invest a great amount of faith into this object, for if it breaks (which is entirely possible) then one is putting the fact that they are currently not disabled at great risk ie. they could become disabled

Boy1: What you on bruv?
Boy2: A chair
Boy1: Isit? That's Sick
Boy2: Yeh, but I'm being careful though, 'cos if it breaks I could end up disabled.
Boy1: Mate, I wouldn't take the risk; I don't even sit on chairs anymore

by Willis McGee July 21, 2006

long ting gash

The state of something being potentially too long a process, outweighing the perceived achievement that might come with it

Warning: Do not utter such words as these in front of real gangsters, they will feel ridiculed at the mocking use of their language and may even weep

Billy: Hey Philip, do you want to catch a bus to heathrow to play on one of the arcade machines that they have out in the airport?

Philip: LONG TING GASH. and you're a dickhead as well for suggesting something like that, nah mate, I'm on a tenfold bash anyway. jus long ting gash

Billy: my bad

by Willis McGee July 21, 2006

Wasteman Official

an Official Wasteman; the process of making someone who is seemingly a waste, an official process whereby it becomes their title, making it more difficult for them to get away with their crimes of being a wasteman unscathed

"Check out the man consuming his own faeces"
"Yeh, I saw him earlier, that guy is a Wasteman Official"

by Willis McGee July 19, 2006

positive prejudice

Definitions aside, there was a very suspicous boom in ethnics getting jobs when this conception came into play.

One particular black I once asked on the topic claimed "NAH bruv, that shit is just a coincidence", he has a wife, three children and two cats, now working very hard, residing at a Boots store and being a much appreciated statistic

Interviewer: What makes you think you should get the job here at B'n'Q?

Potential Employee: Well the only reason I can think of is that I'm disabled .. and even though I can't carry out jobs as well as your average enabled man, I'm fully aware that B'n'Q really do need to fill out their criteria of having a certain amount of disabled people

Interviewer: You're wrong ... you are getting the job because you are black (Announcement) Would all of the white employees with good qualifications please leave the B'n'Q store and make way for the disabled black man ...

Asain man: What about me? I'm a bit racial

Interviewer: Errr, sorry what's wrong with you? I don't see any missing limbs, you won't be recieving any positive prejudice goodies today mate

by Willis McGee July 27, 2006

butters ting

someone who is quite simply rather unnattractive , usually to the point of a passer-by physically heaving up vomit on seeing such abutters ting

Normal Man: Hey Normal Man2 , look at that butters ting

Nomral Man2: Don't take the piss out of him mate, I think he might have an actual disorder

Butters ting: No , I AM just butters ting

Normal Man3: WTF ! I was actually worried about you and that you were disabled, but you're just butters ting, you fucking fruad

Butters Ting: Hey I'm not asking for any trouble here

Author's final social note on matter:Unfortunately, any person who is butters ting will always be asking for trouble with the face that they possess

by Willis McGee July 26, 2006

beggfreind

I am aware that the Urban Dictionary is socially superior to me, had it been a person. I am also aware that there is no need for me to make up any definitions, mainly because there is 100% NOTHING in it for me, but I obviously hope that people will find me really funny and maybe like me? The only reason I am making this entry is because I want people to like me

Whoever the fuck just wrote that defintion is a real beggfreind man

Even though all of the above comments were said in ironic jest, I am STILL a beggfreind on so many levels for typing this shit and explaining it and even in using MYSELF as the subject of being a beggfreind makes me a beggfreind in itself.

by Willis McGee July 18, 2006

peeps

ridiculous terminology for "people"

see suicidal vocabulary

James: Hey, I'm jus going to chill with my peeps

Will.i.am: You say what? Do you wanna get a smack in your mouth. There's human beings around us that just heard you say that and I'm associated with you. I ever hear you say that in my presence again its all over I SWEAR DOWN. "peeps" ! you fucking cunt

James: You've shown me the error of my ways and my life threatening choice of words. I can only apologize so much.

by Willis McGee July 26, 2006