Definitions by willis mcgee

rihanna 

an unfaithful woman. once got in trouble and felt it necessaery to sing out SOS, she alse "ponned da replay", which doesn't make any sense

Policeman: You're under arrest for the suspicion of your part in a murder

Rihanna: But I didn't do anything!

Policeman (singing lyrics) "I just cheated on my boyfreind, I don't want to be a murderer, If i cheat on my boyfreind he will die, being unfaithful kills, I am unfafthful", not word for word, but this is as good as a confession, come on: your coming down to the station with me

rihanna by Willis McGee July 25, 2006

long ting gash

The state of something being potentially too long a process, outweighing the perceived achievement that might come with it

Warning: Do not utter such words as these in front of real gangsters, they will feel ridiculed at the mocking use of their language and may even weep

Billy: Hey Philip, do you want to catch a bus to heathrow to play on one of the arcade machines that they have out in the airport?

Philip: LONG TING GASH. and you're a dickhead as well for suggesting something like that, nah mate, I'm on a tenfold bash anyway. jus long ting gash

Billy: my bad

long ting gash by Willis McGee July 21, 2006

Chode 

simply where the width of a penis is more than than the length, the owner of the chode is usually rejected from all communities meaning he has to start up his own "chode community", but you can always single out the chode community because it's typically just three fat blokes who hang around together a lot, and who you can clearly see have a chode outlining in their high-up tight trousers

Barry: Ya wanna suck on my cock, darling?
Jill: So long as you don't have a chode!!!
Barry: oh .. ok .. I'm just going to go over there now

Chode by Willis McGee July 21, 2006

chair

almost always useful. a person has to invest a great amount of faith into this object, for if it breaks (which is entirely possible) then one is putting the fact that they are currently not disabled at great risk ie. they could become disabled

Boy1: What you on bruv?
Boy2: A chair
Boy1: Isit? That's Sick
Boy2: Yeh, but I'm being careful though, 'cos if it breaks I could end up disabled.
Boy1: Mate, I wouldn't take the risk; I don't even sit on chairs anymore

chair by Willis McGee July 21, 2006

dick-jargon 

Talking like a cock. A type of incoherent language mainly associated with being a dick

Boy: All I want to do is sit on a nice cock, suck on a nice dick

Boy2: Mate, you're talking in dick-jargon

dick-jargon by Willis McGee July 20, 2006

cock wagon 

a wagon that gladly takes aboard cock / cocks. This insult has two levels, the first being that they are associated with cocks, whilst the second implies that they take on cocks regularly and the choice of wagon is perhaps the worst possible vehicle to apply deepening the insult further.

Man1: I would begg it off of anyone, I would even begg it to a cock

Man2: Get away from me you cock wagon

cock wagon by Willis McGee July 20, 2006

tenfold bash 

Masturbating and successfully ejaculating on ten separate occasions in the space of 24 hours

Boy1: Alright boy2, do you wan come out to the cinema today?
Boy2: Can’t mate, I’m on a tenfold bash. I wouldn’t have the time!
Boy1: Come on mate, you can nipp off to the toilets every now and again
Boy2: Nah mate, SERIOULSY a tenfold bash is hard work

tenfold bash by Willis McGee July 20, 2006