2 definitions by william l.

"A Republican stands up and yells,

'I GOT A REALLY BAD IDEA'

a Democrat then stands up and says,

'AND I CANT MAKE IT EVEN SHITTIER!!!' "

- Lewis Black
session in congress

Republican: "I vote we take our dicks out of these pencil sharpeners and do something."

Democrat: "COMMUNIST!"
by william l. August 30, 2006
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