2 definitions by whippedness, man card, lie, gi

whippedness protection program

When a person needs to lie to his girlfriend to go out for the night with his boys.

We had to enter Bob in the whippedness protection program or he would have lost his man card.

by whippedness, man card, lie, gi March 4, 2011

Juke Bomb

An act of social terrorism that culminates in the art of singing a song with the full intention of infecting listeners brains for the remainder of the day with a melody that won’t go away short of lobotomizing surgery.

Bob drops his Purple Rain juke bomb daily earning his moniker the uni-juke-bomber.

by whippedness, man card, lie, gi March 4, 2011