According to many, snow skiing
is quite possibly the most liberating
activity known to mankind. It takes
place during the wintertime when a person straps 2 long boards onto their feet and uses them to go down the mountain.
Considered by ALL skiers to be better than snowboarding (even those who have boarded before) because the tricks look
sicker, the speed is faster, and it is much
more fun to bomb through the powder. Plus you dont sit around
on the cold snow, take off and reattatch
your boots in the lift line, or worry if chicks will get on you. It is also much
more versatile when dealing with tree runs
and making minute corrections
to dodge punk
boarders that sit on their asses right below knolls waiting to be taken
1: "dude! did you see that skier's 540 rodeo with an iron cross?!"
2: "yeah! it was the sickest thing ever!"
1: "yeah...he pulls all the bitches. i wish
i was snow skiing instead of conforming to snowboarding like everyone