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Duder 1: "Hey doggy, what did you do this weekend?"
Duder 2: "Ah went tanning playboi. My back got f*cked up burnt."
Duder 1: "What? Did you forget to close the lid or something you half-tan ass?"
Duder 2: "You're supposed to close the lid?"
Duder 2: "Ah went tanning playboi. My back got f*cked up burnt."
Duder 1: "What? Did you forget to close the lid or something you half-tan ass?"
Duder 2: "You're supposed to close the lid?"
by westfalia May 31, 2011
Get the Half-tanmug. The time early on in a new relationship where a man or woman will do anything to see their gilfriend or boyfriend. You can tell a person is in their sprung phase if they get jealous of their gilfriend or boyfriend's ex, drop in on their gilfriend or boyfriend at work or can't stop showing pictures of their new girlfriend or boyfriend to every one they know.
Duder 1: "Check out my new girl's facebook. She's so hot huh?"
Duder 2: "Sure dude, whatever you say. I'm not into the asians like you are."
Duder 1: "What? Everybody else said she's such an upgrade. Wanna go visit her? She works at Macy's."
Duder 2: "Whoa, you just want to drop in on her? You're definitely still in the sprung phase."
Duder 2: "Sure dude, whatever you say. I'm not into the asians like you are."
Duder 1: "What? Everybody else said she's such an upgrade. Wanna go visit her? She works at Macy's."
Duder 2: "Whoa, you just want to drop in on her? You're definitely still in the sprung phase."
by westfalia January 13, 2010
Get the sprung phasemug. Duder 1: "Hey man did you get that pic I sent you this morning?"
Duder 2: "Fuck yea, that shit was a beast son! Thanks for shexting me that."
Duder 1: "There's plenty more where that came from."
Duder 2: "Fuck yea, that shit was a beast son! Thanks for shexting me that."
Duder 1: "There's plenty more where that came from."
by westfalia December 22, 2009
Get the shextingmug. A person who doesn't know anything about wine tasting culture. This type of person may get drunk at the first winery, not knowing there will be more tastings at multiple other wineries to follow.
Duder 1: "Can't believe you paid for 8 samples. You're gonna get tossed."
Duder 2: "What's wrong with that?"
Duder 1: "You know we're going to like 4 other wineries right?"
Duder 2: "OMG! Really? I thought we'd just kick it here."
Duder 1: "Such a wine tasting noob dude."
Duder 2: "What's wrong with that?"
Duder 1: "You know we're going to like 4 other wineries right?"
Duder 2: "OMG! Really? I thought we'd just kick it here."
Duder 1: "Such a wine tasting noob dude."
by westfalia January 27, 2012
Get the wine tasting noobmug. Duder 1: "Whoa dude look at that big lesbian work that punching bag."
Duder 2: "Yeah man she's totally a dyke tyson."
Duder 2: "Yeah man she's totally a dyke tyson."
by westfalia December 13, 2009
Get the dyke tysonmug. Boy 1: "Wow dude your mom is so hot! Look at that ass."
Boy 2: "Yes, seriously dude. She's my mom nom of the millenium."
Boy 3: "Fuck you guys, that's my mom."
Boy 2: "Yes, seriously dude. She's my mom nom of the millenium."
Boy 3: "Fuck you guys, that's my mom."
by westfalia December 15, 2009
Get the mom nommug. The act of squeezing your butthole closed tightly in an attempt to chop your turd in half as it exits your anus. To complete a successfull chop-flush you must flush right after your initial chop so you don't clog the shitter.
Man, the biggest turd came out of my ass the other day while at work. Good thing I did a chop-flush so I didn't clog the shitter!
by westfalia December 3, 2009
Get the Chop-Flushmug.