westfalia's definitions

raid nerd

A loser that loves raids and will thoroughly explain what a raid is to anybody that doesn't know.

Duder 1: "So your dad does what all day? Raids on WOW? What the hell is that?"

Duder 2: "So you can go to these hella difficult areas and you need hella people to go with you, then you all coordinate your attacks and shit and you have to be alert like the whole damn time and you cant leave the group for like hours. All that just for the chance that you might get something nice out of the dead bodies."

Duder 1: "Damn I didn't need to know that you raid nerd. Ha ha I still love you though."

by westfalia February 9, 2010

homeless beat down escape

When you barely get away from getting your ass kicked by a homeless person.

Duder 1: "Hey broke ass! What you gonna do? Nice ratty ass wife beater. Go beg for change son!"

Duder 2: "Holy shit dude he's coming right for you. We can't get away dude, I'm pumping gas."

Homeless Dude: "What the fuck did you say man? I'll kick your ass."

Duder 1: "Me? Nothing man. I'd never talk shit to you. I didn't say anything dude."

Duder 2: "Holy shit that homeless guy was ripped. He would have beat the shit out of you. Nice homeless beat down escape though."

Duder 1: "Fuck dude why did you stop for gas? I almost died. And you would have just laughed you dickety!"

by westfalia January 19, 2010

confidential mix tape

A mixed CD of personal songs made by one person that he or she is too ashamed to share with his or her buddies. The most common type of confidential mix tape is a CD full of love songs for Valentine's day.

Duder 1: "You're gonna leave the CD in her car so when she starts them shits up in the morning it'll start playing? Nicely done. When do I get to hear it."

Duder 2: "Never doggy! That's a confidential mix tape for sure."

Duder 1: "You're such a bitch dogg. I gots to hear your amazing love ballads."

by westfalia February 15, 2010

got born

Alternate term for a spawn in a video game.

Duder 1: "Watch out man they got snipers everywhere."

Duder 2: "Oh shit I'm hit! I just got born."

Duder 1: "That sucks dude."

by westfalia December 21, 2009

you don't know where my life has been

A phrase yelled at the top of one person's lungs to let everybody know that they have been through tough times.

Duder 1: "So tell me this doggy. Why the hell don't you take your pain meds instead of selling them shits on the street? Isn't your neck fucked up from the car accident?"

Duder 2: "Dude I need the money! I've been through so much shit lately. You don't know where my life has been!"

by westfalia February 9, 2010

booze bouncer

A powerful guy you tell to watch out for you and your buddies to make sure you don't get too fucked up drunk.

Duder 1: "Ok guys let's make sure we get at least 2 songs down when we jam this weekend."

Duder 2: "Yea for sure. I hope we don't get too fucked up though."

Duder 3: "Oh you know what we need? We need a booze bouncer! How about Rich?"

by westfalia January 19, 2010

pet drop-off

The act of ditching your current pet at your parent's house because you are tired of it and want to get a new one. Pet drop-offs are most commonly executed by kids who have parents that are pushovers.

Duder 1: "Yo mang, what happened to your suicidal beagle?"

Duder 2: "Oh you know playa, I had to leave him at my parent's right quick. I wanted to get these two cats anyway."

Duder 1: "Whoa dude that's harsh. You said goodbye after all those years by doing a pet drop-off? Damn!"

by westfalia April 14, 2010