128 definitions by westfalia
| 22. | Gibbit Gibbit | ||
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A term used when talking about sexual intercourse. It's most effective when paired with pelvic thrusting and pumping of the arms. Dude 1: "Hey man did you gibbit gibbit that girl last night?" (while thrusting pelvis and pumping arms)
Dude 2: "Hell yeah that ass was juicy!" |
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| 23. | favor from above | ||
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A favor from above is completed when you are perched high above your friends wedding with a sniper rifle and pick him off the altar just before he weds his fiance. This is most commonly done because you can't stand the bitch he's going to marry and you need to put your friend out of his indefinite misery. Duder 1: "Damn dude can't belive the big day is next week. Is she letting you have a bachelor party?"
Duder 2: "No, she said I can't have one. But she's having like three bachelorette parties." Duder 1: "Wow dude you're miserable. Hopefully you'll receive a favor from above next week..." |
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| 24. | dub dub dub | ||
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A more gangsta way to say "WWW" (World Wide Web). Most commonly used in the hood. Thug 1: "Yo dogg, where'd you hear about brizzle browsin'?"
Thug 2: "Ah dogg you need to hit up dub dub dub .urbandictionary.com for all that shit." Thug 1: "Oh fo sho doggy." |
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| 25. | death escape | ||
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When you very nearly get away from something or someone that would have killed you. Chica: "My brother heard this loud bomb last night outside our house so he grabbed his shotgun and started down the driveway to see who it was."
Duder 1: "Are you serious? Oh my God! That was us. It was a pop bottle bomb. We were just messing with you." Duder 2: "Holy shit dude would he have shot us?" Duder 1: "Probably! That was one hell of a death escape." |
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| 26. | homeless beat down escape | ||
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When you barely get away from getting your ass kicked by a homeless person. Duder 1: "Hey broke ass! What you gonna do? Nice ratty ass wife beater. Go beg for change son!"
Duder 2: "Holy shit dude he's coming right for you. We can't get away dude, I'm pumping gas." Homeless Dude: "What the fuck did you say man? I'll kick your ass." Duder 1: "Me? Nothing man. I'd never talk shit to you. I didn't say anything dude." Duder 2: "Holy shit that homeless guy was ripped. He would have beat the shit out of you. Nice homeless beat down escape though." Duder 1: "Fuck dude why did you stop for gas? I almost died. And you would have just laughed you dickety!" |
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| 27. | yellow sperm | ||
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A rare condition that affects a male's ejaculatory substance color, making it come out with a yellow tint instead of a brilliant white. It's still unclear what causes yellow sperm. Duder 1: "Whoa dude the other day I was jerking it and my spunk came out kind of yellow."
Duder 2: "No way dude! I read about this. You got yellow sperm! That's fucking gross. You should get that shit checked." |
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| 28. | jerk smirk | ||
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The look a guy gets on his face while masturbating. Most males get a jerk smirk on their face because of the uncontrollable pleasure they are feeling. A jerk smirk can last for several minutes after a guy ejaculates. Duder 1: "Hurry up in there dude, I gotta trim my bush."
Duder 2: (comes out of bathroom) "Sorry dude, it's all yours." Duder 1: "What the hell is that jerk smirk on your face for? Awww dude if I step on any of your nasty ass cum..." |
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