westfalia's definitions

stone-perfect environment

A place or situation with surroundings or events that would be better experienced high on marijuana. Some common stone-perfect environments include your local fair, the airport, the DMV/DOL and your place of employment.

Duder 1: "Why are we waiting in the parking lot?"

Duder 2: "Cuz me and Rich gotta blaze it up first dude. You down?"

Duder 1: "Sure I guess."

Rich: "That a boy!"

Duder 1: "Dude the fair is like the stone-perfect environment. Watch out dude there's some leprechauns!"

Duder 2: "Shut up man! I'm tripping balls right now."

by westfalia January 13, 2010

shady bff

A best friend that is acting strange and seems to be hiding something from you.

Duder 1: "So, dude I'm moving in with my girlfriend in a couple months. I couldn't hang out on Saturday because we were looking at apartments."

Duder 2: "You son of a bitch! I knew something was going on. You were totally acting like a shady bff."

Duder 1: "Ha ha yeah dude sorry. I was going to tell you, I just didn't want you to get mad!"

by westfalia January 26, 2010

corporate insider

A friend or acquaintance that works inside a big corporation and is willing to give you sensitive information.

Duder 1: "Oh snap! You can look up the CEO's email? What is it?"

Duder 2: "Let me check.......ok got it. It's [e-mail]."

Duder 1: "Sweet! I'm gonna go sign him up for some penis enhancements and post that shit on FaceBook. Thanks for being my corporate insider."

by westfalia January 28, 2010

strip sadness

The feeling of intense depression that overwhelms you when you find out your favorite strip club is closing.

Duder 1: "Yo mang, what's wrong with your sad ass?"

Duder 2: "You didn't hear that Lusty's is closing? I been thinking about killing myself all week."

Duder 1: "Whoa dude that blows. Let's go get rid of your strip sadness by rubing one last one out."

by westfalia April 23, 2010

got born

Alternate term for a spawn in a video game.

Duder 1: "Watch out man they got snipers everywhere."

Duder 2: "Oh shit I'm hit! I just got born."

Duder 1: "That sucks dude."

by westfalia December 21, 2009

confidential mix tape

A mixed CD of personal songs made by one person that he or she is too ashamed to share with his or her buddies. The most common type of confidential mix tape is a CD full of love songs for Valentine's day.

Duder 1: "You're gonna leave the CD in her car so when she starts them shits up in the morning it'll start playing? Nicely done. When do I get to hear it."

Duder 2: "Never doggy! That's a confidential mix tape for sure."

Duder 1: "You're such a bitch dogg. I gots to hear your amazing love ballads."

by westfalia February 15, 2010

sing-n-smack

A move where one person is singing, but gets interrupted by another person hitting them over the head with something.

Duder: "Thanks for inviting me over for dinner. I've never known an Italian guy before. Can you sing me a song?"

Italian: "When-a the moon-a hits-a your eye, like a big-a" (smack!) "owww!!!"

Italian's Mom: "You shut up-a you!"

Italian: "Damn mom you hit over the head with a book! What the hell was that for?"

Duder: "Whoa dude! I've never seen a funnier sing-n-smack in my entire life."

by westfalia January 12, 2010