westfalia's definitions

unbreakable head

A model skull complete with eye sockets, mouth, a nose and hair that is forged out of clay. Once fired, this clay head turns into an unbreakable head, if and only if, it can withstand a fall from a second story window or higher. Most unbreakable heads are made in high school art class.

Duder 1: "Whoa dude nice head."

Duder 2: "Yea man it's hella hard now. Wanna throw it out the window and see if it breaks?"

Duder 1: "Of course!"

(after the test...)

Duder 1: "Nice! He's still intact. Let's call him unbreakable head!"

Duder 2: "Solid doggy!"

by westfalia January 12, 2010

viking style

The act of fucking a girl with extreme power and dominance. The most common viking style move is throwing a girl over your shoulder and taking her to the bedroom for rough sex.

Duder 1: "Man I rocked that pussy last night. I threw her over my shoulder, took her to the bedroom and started hitting it so hard."

Duder 2: "Wow man! That's straight viking style right there son!"

by westfalia December 21, 2009

sex routine

Repetitions of the same positioning, start to finish, each time you have intercourse.

Duder 1: "So I turned her around did her doggy for a while, then she got on top of me for a little bit and I finished it off by busting in her mouth."

Duder 2: "Dude you do that every time! That's your sex routine huh?"

Duder 1: "Is it? Shit son! You're right."

by westfalia January 29, 2010

brady snatch

A move in which Wayne Brady comes by (out of nowhere) and steals your sandwich from you. If you have left your sandwich uneaten or unattended for more than 2 hours your risk for a brady snatching is very high.

Duder 1: "Is my sandwich ok you think? It's been sitting out for 8 hours."

Duder 2: "You better eat that soon dude, otherwise it'll be brady snatched."

Wayne Brady: "Oh snap! A sandwich! Gimme your damn sandwich kid! I'm Wayne Brady bitch"

by westfalia January 21, 2010

creative hot dogger

A person that skillfully incorporates hot dogs into his or her everyday foods.

Chica: "Babe, you going to make me that frozen pizza?"

Duder: "Yea, hold on a second bitch! Gotta slice up some hot dogs to add next to the sausage and pepperoni."

Chica: "Yeah! I love hot dogs! You're such a creative hot dogger."

by westfalia January 12, 2010

peace out I'm out

An alternate way to say goodbye to a person, especially when you don't really care about them.

Chica: "Damn that was good. I came like 4 times. Was it good for you?"

Duder: "I'm gettin' my pants on then it's peace out I'm out bitch. Don't call me."

by westfalia February 4, 2010

suicidal dog

A canine that has a look on his face of utter despair. Each time you look a suicidal dog in the eyes it makes you wonder if the dog's ever going to try to commit suicide.

Duder 1: "What the hell is wrong with your beagle dude? He looks like he wants to kill himself."

Duder 2: "I know man, he always looks like that."

Duder 1: "You got yourself a suicidal dog for sure. Make sure you don't give him any rope to play with."

by westfalia January 4, 2010