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The act of squeezing your butthole closed tightly in an attempt to chop your turd in half as it exits your anus. To complete a successfull chop-flush you must flush right after your initial chop so you don't clog the shitter.
Man, the biggest turd came out of my ass the other day while at work. Good thing I did a chop-flush so I didn't clog the shitter!
by westfalia December 3, 2009
Get the Chop-Flushmug. When a person, usually an aspiring rapper, is freestyling while on the road. Road rhymin' is most effective when accompanied by custom-made beats via in car CD or MP3 player.
Duder 1: "Oh dude I thought of the best rhyme today on the way home from work."
Duder 2: "You was road rhymin' again? Damn man, you gonna get yourself in an accident."
Duder 1: "Fuck all that son! I gots to rhyme!"
Duder 2: "You was road rhymin' again? Damn man, you gonna get yourself in an accident."
Duder 1: "Fuck all that son! I gots to rhyme!"
by westfalia January 11, 2010
Get the road rhymin'mug. Randomly and uncontrollably shouting out a quote from Chappelle's Show that has nothing to do with your current conversation. This happens quite often while talking to hardcore Chappelle's Show fans.
Dude 1: "Hey man, how did your date go with that girl last night?"
Dude 2: "We went to dinner then back to my place...'I didn't do dat Rhonda!'"
Dude 1: "What the hell was that?"
Dude 2: "Sorry man I think I got Chappelle Tourettes."
Dude 2: "We went to dinner then back to my place...'I didn't do dat Rhonda!'"
Dude 1: "What the hell was that?"
Dude 2: "Sorry man I think I got Chappelle Tourettes."
by westfalia December 8, 2009
Get the Chappelle Tourettesmug. Chica: "Hey baby, hold on a second. This will be our 400th time! We should do something special."
Duder: "400th? How do you know that girl?"
Chica: "I keep track in my dick book."
Duder: "Wow! Ok, let's put the blue ribbon I love in your hair. That'll make it special."
Duder: "400th? How do you know that girl?"
Chica: "I keep track in my dick book."
Duder: "Wow! Ok, let's put the blue ribbon I love in your hair. That'll make it special."
by westfalia December 17, 2009
Get the dick bookmug. Black Duder: "Yo dogg I speak da truf! I saw that trick at da club last night."
White Duder 1: "What is he talking about friend? Is he referring to my girlfriend?"
White Duder 2: "Yea dude, when you talk to gangsters like that remember that th=f. He said he is not lying to you and that he saw your girl at the local night club last night."
White Duder 1: "What is he talking about friend? Is he referring to my girlfriend?"
White Duder 2: "Yea dude, when you talk to gangsters like that remember that th=f. He said he is not lying to you and that he saw your girl at the local night club last night."
by westfalia January 28, 2010
Get the th=fmug. Any object, especially a picture of your girlfriend, used to cover up the check engine light in your car. Most people that use a CE blocker are too broke to fix their car and don't want to see that their check engine light is still on.
Duder 1: "Oh is that your girl? Damn you love the asians."
Duder 2: "Yeah it's only there to cover up this."
Duder 1: "Oh snap! Nice CE blocker. How long has your check engine light been on?"
Duder 2: "For like 6 months."
Duder 2: "Yeah it's only there to cover up this."
Duder 1: "Oh snap! Nice CE blocker. How long has your check engine light been on?"
Duder 2: "For like 6 months."
by westfalia January 11, 2010
Get the CE blockermug. Duder 1: "Oh just give me a break. Cookies, cake and brownies that's what I'm gonna bake."
Duder 2: "Sweet dude! I can't wait for your grandma's funeral! Your baking preview left me craving them shits."
Duder 2: "Sweet dude! I can't wait for your grandma's funeral! Your baking preview left me craving them shits."
by westfalia February 11, 2010
Get the baking previewmug.