A person with similar social skills to the white stuff found around the edges of the mouth when really thirsty, a Ragopan has tendencies to perspire excessively, wear their shoes sideways and gobble up small insignificant italian individuals.
sweat too much
eat too much
eat with your entire face
take a weetabix out the packet, break it in half, and put the other half back
not shower enough, but use loads of deoderant
assume you can get any girl you see
have stupid hair
have stupid ears
obviously have a small penis, but go on about how big it is
listen to loud rock music on your fake ipod
lack basic social decencies
run the 100m in more than 25 seconds
and are you asian?
YOU COULD BE A RAGOPAN