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1.
A person with similar social skills to the white stuff found around the edges of the mouth when really thirsty, a Ragopan has tendencies to perspire excessively, wear their shoes sideways and gobble up small insignificant italian individuals.
Do you:

sweat too much

eat too much

eat with your entire face

take a weetabix out the packet, break it in half, and put the other half back

not shower enough, but use loads of deoderant

assume you can get any girl you see

have stupid hair

have stupid ears

obviously have a small penis, but go on about how big it is

listen to loud rock music on your fake ipod

lack basic social decencies

run the 100m in more than 25 seconds

and are you asian?

YOU COULD BE A RAGOPAN
by well obviously January 19, 2009