191 definitions by weave
the asshole
My girlfriend, Anal Alice, would rather take it up the dirt sleeve than the love canal. Christ, her leather donut had the circumference of a soda can, and then some!
by weave November 10, 2003
that doctor dude who ever-so-gingerly dons the latex over his digits, and abundantly lubes his pussy finger for subsequent rectal penetration.
After returning from his yearly today, my friend stated that Dr. Jelly Fingers requested that he assume the "rectal probing" position. After completion, my friend said it wasn't as bad as he initially thought, but the only thing he was a little upset about was that he had gotten a chubby in the process. Not good!
by weave August 24, 2003