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1 definition by we're the whales, and we're having a whale of a time!!!!

An akward turtle situation where someone is embarrased infront of lots of fit boys/girls.


like nub sex where esme is trying to do the worm for the first time. you are then a break-dancing virgin and look like a beached whale.
i.e. Oh my god did you see that girl at the party last night she was a total whesme.