1 definition by water is the poor man's coke

A rare (and valuabe) substance that noobs sweat when doing something particulary amatuer. Often refers to gamers but can be applied to numerous situations of extreme amatuerism.
1) "Hey Brad, did you see that guy try and play that pool shot around his back!"

"Yeah I know right, he was drenched in noobricant!"

2) During Halo...

"Hey n00b_pwner127, did you see that guy get hit by that warthog? He was leaking noobricant!"

"Shut up dickhead!! I'm trying to play the game!!!" n00bpwner
by water is the poor man's coke October 18, 2009
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