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9 definitions by vectortec

 
8.
A mechanism used to defeat the disagreeable. Cup your hand as if you were holding a fire hose to you adversary. Once the enemy is in sight, bark profanities and insults.
Ryan thought the evening was going his way... The extension brought him back to earth.
by vectortec October 20, 2003
 
9.
The sad realization that an occurrence that could turn your life around has astronomical odds of happening.
I sure wish my intestinal track and ass could produce a useful amount of thrust.
by vectortec October 17, 2003