9 definitions by vectortec

Pile

A 3 dimensional measurement used to calculate distance ,time, circumference, pi, weight, velocity, density, temperature, acts of god, force, gravity, WPM, resolution, direction, time, and worth.

"7.45 cubic kilopiles should get me to my destination".

by vectortec October 18, 2003

Hobophobic

One who is frightened of a severe change in fortune, romance, and lifestyle due to the negative energy transfer that results when making physical contact with the homeless.

“He was always so hobophobic. He never should've volunteered at the soup kitchen. Now he's gone”.

by vectortec October 20, 2003