A sign of the apocalypse.
It's basically a band full
of 6 members that haven't had their testicles drop yet. There is one unlucky girl in the show
that seems to have become the love interest of Nat Wolff ever
since he got over
of cooties. Nat's 8 year
old brother, Alex, wears a doo-rag and fake tattoos because
what he lacks in reproductive
organs he makes
up for in bling bling, haterz!
is based around
Nat and Alex's unsuccessful love life. Oh yeah, and they play crappy music too. Did I mention these kids are 10 and 8? Alex always wonders why 18 year
aren't attracted to him. He "left" the band because some
whore wouldn't let him see his first set of hooters. In one unfortunate episode Nat received his first kiss by the alien-girl in the band, Rosalina.
these kids aren't trying to hump
the legs of their female producers they write songs with
shitty lyrics. Their first single, Crazy
Car, was painstakingly bad. Same with
the next, and the next, and you guessed it, the next. Nat professed his love for Rosalina with
a song named "Rosalina." Yes, and you better believe that song brings the major
The acting in this show
is mindboggingly awful. If you love your characters constantly reading
off a teleprompter then this show
is for you, faggot.
I find it scary that parents
are offended by the name of the band instead of the bullshit that is being leaked to their children. Please do not let Little Johnny get a gee-tar or drumset because
he wants to be like his idol
Nat. Just turn off the TV, delete
his myspace, and make him read a damn book.
I love how most
sites deem the Naked
Brothers Band as a "Tween Rocumentary." Fuckers.
I dare you to listen
to one of their songs. The instant
you put those headphones in your ear you'll be rolling around
on the floor in a seizure-like state, foaming at the mouth while
at the same time screaming "What the shit."